Thursday, May 19, 2011

Open Letter

Dear Cubical Neighbor,

It would be so super if you could refrain from clipping your fingernails while sitting at your humble cube.  The sound literally shivers-me-timbers and it is a little gross.  It is a really good thing that these cubicle walls are tall and I do not know who you are... Because if I did, you would quickly be introduced to "the look."  There is a reason why we have restrooms stationed around our building - to take care of these personal hygiene matters in private.  Mmk?

Birdies and dirty looks,
Cube 152


Dear Bathroom Door,

You make the most awful squeeking noise when you get pushed open too far.  The sound and pitch is so piercing that I now only open you far enough to where I can barely squeeze through.  Anyone that sees me from the hallway must think that I am playing a riveting game of 007.

Dreaming of WD-40,
Bond, Jane Bond

Take Luck,

1 comment:

  1. mmk?
    I really think we need some noise sensitivity training my dear...


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