I'm Getting Older

I'm getting older.

And recently, it seems as though I've been constantly reminded of that fact in various ways.

[1] For whatever strange reason, I DVR'd the VMAs and could literally feel myself losing intelligence while watching.

Maybe MTV just doesn't do the VMAs like they used to?

[2] Speaking of the VMAs, I was completely and utterly repulsed by Miley Cyrus's performance.  There are plenty of other reflections floating around the internet, so I'll just leave it at that.

[3] What is it with the way young girls are dressing these days?  Seriously, ass cheeks hanging out the bottom of shorts is not attractive.  I want to shake these girls and ask them, "Where is your mother/father/voice of authority?!"

[4] I find a 50-year old man to be particularly yummy.

Source

Have mercy.

[5] Instead of wanting to go above and beyond to please people that tend to make things difficult - I generally just want to tell them to shove it.

[6] I cry like a little basket case during movies and it's not just limited to love stories or dramas. Seriously, today it was Bride Wars.

[7] My ideal evening includes being in bed by 8:00.

Take Luck,

LP