But sometimes, I just don't know about him. The other day, my dad called me (for some reason that I have now forgotten). Anyway, right when I answered the phone I choked on the gum I was chewing. So when I said, "Hello?" it sounded funny. This is how our conversation went...
Dad: Hey, are you asleep?
Lauren: No, just choking (I'm still choking at this point in the conversation and still manage sarcasm...)
Dad: Oh OK, well good.
Uhh... I'm sorry?
I just said I'm choking... NOT sleeping.
And you said, OK good.
Oh, Daddio. I love you.