Dearest Mr. Peters,
This has been a rough week. "Surprise! You are working graveyard for the next two weeks!" isn't the greatest news to come through our door, but I am proud of you for taking it for what it is. I have to be honest and say that the one perk is having control over the TV remote in the evenings. But in continuing with my honesty, I also have to say that I would watch (almost) any amount of MLB games, Futurama, South Park, Family Guy and Tosh.O if it meant that you were sitting next to me. Thank you for calling me on your way home last night instead of scaring the shiz out of me and just coming on through the door.
You are a one-of-a-kind hunk, and I love your guts.