Yellow Monster

... Otherwise known as the vacuum.

Brock and Sonny are both slightly terrified of the vacuum cleaner.  And by slightly, I mean totally.  It doesn't even have to be on and they will run in the other direction.  It seems like any time I vacuum, Sonny cowers and ultimately gets stuck in a corner of one of the rooms and I have to turn off the vacuum so she can scurry out.  Even as she runs away she keeps her eyes on the yellow monster to make sure it doesn't vroom to life and come after her.

Our vacuum has several attachments.  And when you put them on, the game and the yellow monster change... At least for Brock.  I guess in Brock's mind, the vacuum cleaner becomes less dangerous and more like a big yellow toy that sucks air.  Every time I use the attachments he freaks out and I tell myself, "I need to get this on video."

Well, tonight I did.

I apologize for the loudness of the vacuum.  You probably can't even hear him growling at it.  I'm surprised one of his jowls didn't get sucked up in there.   

As soon as I turned the vacuum off and was wheeling it into the closet, he took off running scared again.  

What a weird-o.  

Take Luck,

LP

Super Fly

The other day, my friend (in real life, no less), Sarah kindly bestowed the Stylish Blogger award upon me and Chasing Cars, Hearts and Seahorses.  How sweet!  I feel so special... Sort of :)

As part of the award, you are supposed to list seven facts about yourself, and pass the Stylish Blogger award onto someone else.

Without further ado.

[one]

I love Panera Bread.  Each visit I order the same thing - You Pick Two: Cup of Chicken Noodle Soup, 1/2 Caesar Salad, French Baguette.

[two]

My daddio and my father-in-law are both named Danny.

[three]

I have a scar in between my thumb and index finger of my left hand.  I got this scar while trying to cut open a thing of string cheese at my Grammy's with scissors.  I missed.  Apparently this was before they created the easy pull apart tops.

[four]

Another fun food fact.  I love Subway.  I eat my Subway sandwiches in a very peculiar way (shocking, I'm sure!).  First I eat the pickles, then the cheese.  The turkey comes next.  And finally, the bread... All by itself.

[five]

My little sister and I love musicals.  Our song is Super Trouper from Mamma Mia (starring my favorite, Meryl). 

[six]

I have killer hitchhiker thumbs.  They gross Ryan out, and I love it.

[seven] 

My ears stick out a little bit.  Luckily, they are small so the sticking-out-ness is a little less noticeable.  Ryan says they are my satellites and that it why I have such super-sonic hearing capabilities.

I would like to give this award to: 

Tiff at Fabulous Revelations of an Unconventional Chick 

and Tawny at Captain and Clark  

Take Luck,

LP

Exit Strategy

Sonny has a new favorite way of getting out of the house and into the backyard.

Yup, the screen door.

The little ho-ski discovered a section of the poor screen door that was taped to keep closed.  It only took one time of her wriggling her snout through and she was hooked.  We can't just leave the screen door shut anymore because she will escape.  It is inevitable because she is one sneaky, mischievous lady.  

I guess one positive is that when she does escape, and I yell at her to come back inside... I don't have to open the door to let her in. 

I'm not positive, but I am pretty sure it is time to replace the screen door.

Take Luck,

LP    

Open Letter

Dear Cubical Neighbor,

It would be so super if you could refrain from clipping your fingernails while sitting at your humble cube.  The sound literally shivers-me-timbers and it is a little gross.  It is a really good thing that these cubicle walls are tall and I do not know who you are... Because if I did, you would quickly be introduced to "the look."  There is a reason why we have restrooms stationed around our building - to take care of these personal hygiene matters in private.  Mmk?

Birdies and dirty looks,
Cube 152

******

Dear Bathroom Door,

You make the most awful squeeking noise when you get pushed open too far.  The sound and pitch is so piercing that I now only open you far enough to where I can barely squeeze through.  Anyone that sees me from the hallway must think that I am playing a riveting game of 007.

Dreaming of WD-40,
Bond, Jane Bond

Take Luck,

LP

The Dog Lady

That's me.  I'm the dog lady.
I blog about my dogs because I don't have mini-mes.

How do you do?

Oh wait, let me wipe Brock's drool-slobber off of my arm and pants before we embrace in hugging.

Since Ryan and I don't have little ones yet, and won't for awhile, Brock and Sonny are our babies.  And whether you have been reading this blog for one day or for the last month, that is probably pretty obvious.  I don't know how many (and probably would be really depressed to count) blog posts I have written that involve or are about these two.  They are so darn cute and funny, and such a big part of our little family that it is really hard not to include them so often.  Brock and Sonny are what I practice my "photography skills" on.  How else am I going to take super-fabulous pictures of our little childrens when that time comes?

 Practice makes perfect.

Or is it perfect practice makes perfect?

Uh, moving on.

Brock is so silly that I think he thinks that I am playing with him when I'm trying to take his picture.
 

Sonny on the other hand, is totally onto my shenanigans and like the little ho-ski she is, turns her head to the side and points her little dachshund snout into the air.  Although, it doesn't take much coaxing and sweet talk for her to work the camera.  The word "treat" doesn't hurt either.

In my post a few days ago, Sonny Saturdays I talked about how much Brock and Sonny love their kiddy pool.  We have been having such gorgeous weather the last few days that we have been spending our evenings outside.  Ryan has been painting his bags set boxes in St. Louis Cardinals and Seattle Mariners theme (which I'm sure I will post about once they are finished), so the four of us have been outside together, soaking up the glory. 

Here's a look at our Tuesday (and now Wednesday) prevening (according to Sheldon on Big Bang Theory) in the backyard...

Our neighbors lilac tree/bush is blooming and spilling over the fence and into our yard.

I love it, Ryan hates it.

Brock loving the swimming pool.

This is what happens when you throw his ball in the pool... If he's not laying in it already.

Mmmm... Budweiser.

Sweet Sonny pawing at the floaties in the water...

 ... And now she's trying to eat the floaties.

 And last, but not least - the lovebirds.

      

Take Luck,

LP