Camden Says / 08

Time for another edition of Camden Says.

- Talking about trees.

Cam: What do trees give us?

Me: They give us fresh air, shade, and they are beautiful!

Cam: Yeah, they give us air, shade, and cookies!

- Shot a hole in one while putt-putting and called it a "one and a half."

- Fell off his bike, hurting his tummy, hand, and knee and said, "Dear Jesus, please help my tummy feel better."

- Calls the car wash, "wash car."

- Talking about celebrating Zoey's birthday and he said, "she stole my birthday?!"

- Trying to get Zoey to talk

Me: Zoey can you say, "mama," "dada," "bubba," "papa"?

Cam: Zo Zo can you say "dinosaur"?!

- When facing an injury

Cam: (hits his head) Ouch, I broke my forehead!

- Asks for "fresh cold water"

- Responds to things with "whaaat?!"

- Also responds to things with "ohhhh, that's a good idea, Mommy!"

- A bird laid some eggs in a nest at my parents' house.  The eggs hatched and my mom asked Cam what they should name of the birds.  He said "America."

- Calls the airport, "ore-port."

- Calls headphones, "ear pluggers."

- Becoming a home-body

Cam: I don't want to go to Ms. Debbie's. I want to go back home.

Me: Why not, buddy?

Cam: Because I like my Daddy.  I love him.

- Naming the planets

Me: Uranus

Cam: Ur-a-anus

- Accidentally steps on my foot.

Me: ouch!!

Cam: Oh, I'm sorry Mommy!

Me:

Cam: I forgive you.

- Climbs on a chair and stands on it

Me: You need to get down, bud.

Cam: But Mommy.  I want to be the Statue of Wiberty (Liberty)

- Talking about the weather

-Cam: It's not raining!

Me: I know!  It's supposed to be a beautiful day!

Cam: Thank you, Jesus for bringing us the sun!

Me:

Cam: Jesus says, "you're welcome."

- I hear straining and grunting coming from the bathroom

Me: You doing OK in there, bud?

Cam (straining) I'm doing great!

- Encouraging him to change into nicer clothes for Rachel's graduation party

Me: We're going to a party so we should look nice.

Cam: But Mommy! They will like my Ninja Turtle shirt because it's nice and cool and cozy!

- Called kayaking, "kay-cocking"

- Calls Trader Joes, "the store with the baby carts."

Take Luck,

LP